French Inventor selling Pills That Make Farts Smell Nice

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A French company claims to have invented a pill that can make your farts smell nice.

The pills have been developed by an inventor called Christian Poincheval, who is based in the western French town of Gesvres and – he claims – that they can transform your smelly gas into the lovely fragrance of chocolate or roses.

Lutin Malin
Credit: Lutin Malin

He has been at it since 2007, according to the official website of the company, called Lutin Malin (that’s Cunning Imp, en Anglais).

They claim that the pill is entirely natural, there’s nothing medicine or drug based therein. Just a “dietary supplement based on natural ingredients” that will make your guff smell good.

The website claims: “The Fart Pill is the result of lengthy research and trials and is on sale since 2007. Our fragrant variants also add a touch of humour for any occasion.

“Our numerous returning customers are no doubt the best proof.”

Fart pills container
Credit: Lutin Malin

Interested buyers can head over to their website – or Amazon, as it happens – and you can pick up a sachet of 60 pills for less than £20.

A few years back, Mr Poincheval told The Telegraph that his invention was borne out of necessity after a particularly smelly dinner party.

He explained: “Our farts were so smelly we were nearly suffocated. Something had to be done,”

Off he went. He experimented with ingredients and combinations an eventually settled on a recipe. Now, they’ve really taken off.

Credit: Lutin Malin
Credit: Lutin Malin

He continued: “I have all sorts of customers,

“Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends. Christmas always see a surge in sales.”

Why wait until then?

Featured Image Credit: Lutin Malin

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